Try me now, I'll try anything

[venta]

Things I learned last night: do not, on any account, attempt to make fresh breadcrumbs in a motor-driven meat grinder.

No good will come of it.

Comments

[feanelwa.livejournal.com]

I almost want to try this now just to find out what happened...

[sammason.livejournal.com]

Snork!

That's assuming that your breadcrumbs didn't turn out red and that you still have fingers. In which case, no snork. Meat-grinders have a vocation.

[celestialweasel.livejournal.com]

Does your grinder have an anti-motor-exploding-clutch-that-strips-instead mechanism? Our blender has one, clutch has only stripped twice so far.

[ewx.livejournal.com]

You can't just leave it at that!

[lanfykins.livejournal.com]

No good will come of it.

And will your last words begin 'Come all ye'?

(Smug points available for the reference)