Try me now, I'll try anything

[venta]

Things I learned last night: do not, on any account, attempt to make fresh breadcrumbs in a motor-driven meat grinder.

No good will come of it.

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[exspelunca.livejournal.com]

And what would I know?

[venta.livejournal.com]

Whether I have run away, disguised as a man, to join the army. Or whether I have been murdered by a gentleman who wished to marry another. Or whether I should refrain from going out hunting today.

(lanfykins and I are both referring to this (http://nielsenhayden.com/makinglight/archives/006448.html), which is very entertaining and well worth a read.)

[exspelunca.livejournal.com]

Brilliant! And to think all those songs we learned in junior school weren't really about expert violinists and songbirds.

[d-floorlandmine.livejournal.com]

Excellent!