The sun rose on the beanfield

[venta]

The ladies' toilets here have had some kind of plumbing disaster. Sysadmin #1 (he gets all the good jobs) has done preliminary investigation, and determined the cause, and is trying to locate a plumber.

How'm I going to explain to a plumber that it's very important that s/he doesn't disturb Dr Smith's home behind the U-bend ?

There was concern earlier in the week that Dr Jones had vanished, and his web been taken over by a new spider, as yet unnamed. However, he seemed to be back yesterday. onebyone suggested the little unnamed spider was websitting.

Comments

[wimble.livejournal.com]

Ask him not to disturb your pet spider?

[cardinalsin.livejournal.com]

Say "you mustn't go behind the U-bend", and refuse to explain why.

[stegzy.livejournal.com]

Hang a "Do Not Disturb" sign on the wall behind the Ubend

[http://users.livejournal.com/elle_/]

I'm not naturally inclined in favour of spiders but this saga is really starting to tug at my heartstrings!

[cardinalsin.livejournal.com]

By the way, I was just wondering: Do you come up with the lyrical titles to your posts before you write them, or after? Do you find it easy, or do you sometimes think "urgh, can't think of a lyric"? Is there always some connection between the lyrics you select and the content of the post?

I think if I tried to do this every time I wrote a post, it would have a similar effect to the naming of NPCs. You know, when you write the background, history, personality, appearance, and so on - but can't come up with a good/appropriate name?

[(Anonymous)]

Magick Native American -
The shape of the spider and the number of its legs both show the number "eight," which represents infinity. The spider embodies the unlimited number of possibilities within creation. Doubling the number "four" indicates both the four winds and the four cardinal points.
The spider instructs us to accept responsibility for anything that happens in our lives. We weave the web of our destiny. The victims who become caught in the web have not yet understood this lesson and have become entangled in a reality that appears to be unchangeable.
The spider teaches that each being is responsible for its own plan of life. It is important not to lose oneself in deceptions of the senses, and it is helpful to write down one's progress to remember how certain strategies have led to success. The spider also stands for the development of writing.

OR

Spider medicine is the medicine of the master weaver. Spider wove the alphabet, and brought the ability for man to communicate, and record their history through language. It is through Spiders weaving that the creative forces bring forth the beautiful intricate patterns of our lives. Spider medicine reminds us that it is not ourselves, but the Universe which has the design for the fabric of our lives.
Spider: Creative, pattern of life. Spider connects the past with the future, creating possibilities.

Celtic -
Although Spiders have a long association with such deities as Athena, the Norns, Holda, and Spider Woman, most people are uncomfortable working with these creatures, even on the astral level. One must not have ambiguous goals in mind when working with Spider energy. This insect can teach how to untangle yourself from a negative situation, as well as making new beginnings, finding wisdom, and starting a new life.

Thought that might be of interest.