The sun rose on the beanfield

[venta]

The ladies' toilets here have had some kind of plumbing disaster. Sysadmin #1 (he gets all the good jobs) has done preliminary investigation, and determined the cause, and is trying to locate a plumber.

How'm I going to explain to a plumber that it's very important that s/he doesn't disturb Dr Smith's home behind the U-bend ?

There was concern earlier in the week that Dr Jones had vanished, and his web been taken over by a new spider, as yet unnamed. However, he seemed to be back yesterday. onebyone suggested the little unnamed spider was websitting.

Comments

[cardinalsin.livejournal.com]

I don't understand: Are bits of brickwork falling into the cistern? The toilets have been broken for ages, and the only thing holding the tide of effluence in is the walls? How can these two be connected?

[venta.livejournal.com]

Apparently the toilet's cistern has been gently overflowing into the wall for some time - as a result the walls have got thoroughly damp and unhappy, and their tiles have been falling off on both mine and Onebyone's sides of the wall.

[bateleur.livejournal.com]

I don't believe all this cistern nonsense. I reckon onebyone's been seeing how high up the wall he could wee !

[onebyone.livejournal.com]

Given that there's also a ceiling tile missing above the hole in the wall, the answer must be "pretty bloody far".