The sun rose on the beanfield

[venta]

The ladies' toilets here have had some kind of plumbing disaster. Sysadmin #1 (he gets all the good jobs) has done preliminary investigation, and determined the cause, and is trying to locate a plumber.

How'm I going to explain to a plumber that it's very important that s/he doesn't disturb Dr Smith's home behind the U-bend ?

There was concern earlier in the week that Dr Jones had vanished, and his web been taken over by a new spider, as yet unnamed. However, he seemed to be back yesterday. onebyone suggested the little unnamed spider was websitting.

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[venta.livejournal.com]

Apparently the toilet's cistern has been gently overflowing into the wall for some time - as a result the walls have got thoroughly damp and unhappy, and their tiles have been falling off on both mine and Onebyone's sides of the wall.

[bateleur.livejournal.com]

I don't believe all this cistern nonsense. I reckon onebyone's been seeing how high up the wall he could wee !

[onebyone.livejournal.com]

Given that there's also a ceiling tile missing above the hole in the wall, the answer must be "pretty bloody far".