Maybe if I make this sound somehow appealing, people will go for it...
Every year, I buy Christmas cards. Every year, I use most of them. Over the last decade I have slowly acquired a very motley collection of leftover cards. This year, I resolved not to buy any new ones, but to use up all the leftovers - which I've nearly done.
The trouble is, I'm now left with all the slightly suspect ones. The cutesy Victorian children. The odd Christmas bunnies. The nasueous verses. The snow scenes which were painted too late and look like nasty, dribbly thaws. It seems wasteful to throw these straight in the recycling.
Accordingly... if you think your world would be brightened up by the receipt of a rather tasteless, tacky or unpleasant Christmas card leave your address in a comment![*]
Offer available while stocks last, priority given to people to whom I have not already sent a card.
I must concede that many already sent this year have been passed over in earlier years, so if you received one of the teddy-bears which look like they've gone several rounds with Freddie Mills, apologies!
[*]Comments now screened, although I initially forgot. I'll unscreen anything which doesn't contain address information (unless you ask me not to).
Every year, I buy Christmas cards. Every year, I use most of them. Over the last decade I have slowly acquired a very motley collection of leftover cards. This year, I resolved not to buy any new ones, but to use up all the leftovers - which I've nearly done.
The trouble is, I'm now left with all the slightly suspect ones. The cutesy Victorian children. The odd Christmas bunnies. The nasueous verses. The snow scenes which were painted too late and look like nasty, dribbly thaws. It seems wasteful to throw these straight in the recycling.
Accordingly... if you think your world would be brightened up by the receipt of a rather tasteless, tacky or unpleasant Christmas card leave your address in a comment![*]
Offer available while stocks last, priority given to people to whom I have not already sent a card.
I must concede that many already sent this year have been passed over in earlier years, so if you received one of the teddy-bears which look like they've gone several rounds with Freddie Mills, apologies!
[*]Comments now screened, although I initially forgot. I'll unscreen anything which doesn't contain address information (unless you ask me not to).