Failed business strategy #1

[venta]

Today and yesterday there has been a white van parked outside work. On it is the name of the company (Grasshoppers), two phone numbers, an email address and the suggestion "Why not give us a try?"

Now, the very obvious answer to that is Because we don't know what the bloody hell it is you do. Unless they supply grasshoppers, of course.

Surely this is such a fundamental thing that no one bright enough to run a business could miss it ?

Comments

[neilh.livejournal.com]

You don't need to be bright to run a business.

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[cuthbertcross.livejournal.com]

Or to write adverts!
On the way to work last week I saw a new advert for Domestos.
It said in big "gooey" letters; No Bleach Lasts Longer.

Under which I was exquisitely tempted to write with a big marker
"OK, I'll use no bleach instead, then!"

People get paid for this, you know!!!

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[onebyone.livejournal.com]

Similarly, "You can't eat a single Mingle". Thanks for the warning - I won't bother trying.

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[wimble.livejournal.com]

As we have discovered during roleplaying sessions.

Of course, if they believe you can't eat a single mingle, why do they wrap them individually?

Like a pringle, a single mingle is simply to small to be considered as a unit of snack. So consuming a viable quantity results in much littering of wrappers, making the consumption levels more visible than one might wish.

On the other hand, one can eat a handful of the pesky little blighters.

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[onebyone.livejournal.com]

Well, that's what they want you to think. They just reckoned without my ability to deliberately misinterpret their dodgy prose.

why do they wrap them individually?

Maybe because 1 is the g.c.d of the various numbers of mingles you might want to eat.