Today I am wearing my favourite jumper. It is multicoloured and very warm.
However, a colleague has just told me in passing that it makes me look twelve. This isn't a problem, I have ID if required. But...
I figure a jumper which takes 15 years off your age has got to be a saleable commodity. What am I bid ?
However, a colleague has just told me in passing that it makes me look twelve. This isn't a problem, I have ID if required. But...
I figure a jumper which takes 15 years off your age has got to be a saleable commodity. What am I bid ?
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Date: 2003-10-23 04:09 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-10-23 04:10 am (UTC)However, not of the jumper.
(Actually, from past experience, it doesn't photo well and tends to look black in pictures.)
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Date: 2003-10-23 04:28 am (UTC)Or some kind of visual description of the jumper.
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Date: 2003-10-23 04:32 am (UTC)Horizontal rows of diamonds, in various very dark reds, greens, blues, browns and greys shading spectrum-wise into each other.
That was an answer to the latter, not a description of me as a baby.
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Date: 2003-10-23 04:40 am (UTC)not a description of me as a baby.
Of course. That's
Call me unobservant, but this most favourite of all your jumpers hasn't made an impression on me. Which seems to belie your favouritism. (Unlike your red fleece, for example, which I have registered).
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Date: 2003-10-23 04:18 am (UTC)I think more scientific tests are required before you can reasonably suggest it will take 15 years off of anybody's age. :)
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Date: 2003-10-23 04:20 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-10-23 04:28 am (UTC)I was very disappointed that when I bough an all-weather coat that it didn't produce any weather at all, let alone all weathers. Since then I've been very cautious about buying anything without checking the claims out carefully. :)
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Date: 2003-10-23 04:34 am (UTC)Obviously, EU regulations require such devices to be blocked from operating indoors for safety reasons.
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Date: 2003-10-23 04:51 am (UTC)As to making money from such a wondrous item, you should try replicating it, and then you'd give all those evil cosmetics companies a run for their money...
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Date: 2003-10-23 05:17 am (UTC)Feeling less homicidal now ?
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Date: 2003-10-23 05:44 am (UTC)Steal underpants -> ??? -> Profit.
Still homicidal. Nothing heavy and blunt to hand though.
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Date: 2003-10-24 07:44 am (UTC)