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[venta]

Today I am wearing my favourite jumper. It is multicoloured and very warm.

However, a colleague has just told me in passing that it makes me look twelve. This isn't a problem, I have ID if required. But...

I figure a jumper which takes 15 years off your age has got to be a saleable commodity. What am I bid ?

Comments

[wimble.livejournal.com]

Can you post a piccy?

[chrisvenus]

Surely its only saleable if it works universally? You need to perform more tests first. For example, what happens if you put this jumper on a 16 year old? do they really look like a baby who can't walk or talk (apart from mayeb to say "egg"). What about a 14 year old? Do they look like a woman's rather large stomach?

I think more scientific tests are required before you can reasonably suggest it will take 15 years off of anybody's age. :)

[mr-flay.livejournal.com]

Why are you trying to sell your favourite jumper?

As to making money from such a wondrous item, you should try replicating it, and then you'd give all those evil cosmetics companies a run for their money...

Bid 1

[condign.livejournal.com]

Three dreams and an 'I love NYC' t-shirt.