This fine-looking lass for a queen might pass

[venta]

In the James Street Tavern last night with wimble, I headed up to the bar. I ordered a pint of whatever he was drinking, and a beer from the nice Noke brewery for myself:

"A pint of the Vicar's Daughter, please."

At which point a voice at the bar behind me said:

"... as Ripley said to the android bishop."

(Or, of course, it might have said:

"... as Ripley said to the android, Bishop.")

Nice :)

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[valkyriekaren.livejournal.com]

"The first time that I met me love was dancing at the Bridge End
I tramped upon her gown and the gathers come away.
She said that I was clumsy, and I said that I was sorry
and most humbly begged her pardon, I was licked for what to say."