Improvisation in the kitchen

[venta]

Owing to all the knives being in the dishwasher, and the dishwasher being at one of those "really don't open" parts of its cycle, I can now report that it's perfectly possible to spread butter and evil on your toast with a teaspoon.

And irrelevantly: for anyone who cared deeply about the elephant/alephant/oliphant debate, we now have a shiny new green box. So all is well again :)

Comments

Re: "What more could you want?"

[kissifa.livejournal.com]

Women in scanty clothing?

With or without the evil on toast? Could they be the toast?

Re: "What more could you want?"

[thegreenman.livejournal.com]

Err..so women in scanty clothing and coated in evil? Or "I can believe it's hydrogenated vegetable oil"?

Now I'm confused.

But it does sound interesting...

Re: "What more could you want?"

[kissifa.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't say 'confusing', so much as 'sticky'.

But if they're the toast, you need to put the butter on there too, with the evil.

Otherwise the evil is too strong. :(