Improvisation in the kitchen

[venta]

Owing to all the knives being in the dishwasher, and the dishwasher being at one of those "really don't open" parts of its cycle, I can now report that it's perfectly possible to spread butter and evil on your toast with a teaspoon.

And irrelevantly: for anyone who cared deeply about the elephant/alephant/oliphant debate, we now have a shiny new green box. So all is well again :)

Comments

[venta.livejournal.com]

Doesn't mean it's a good idea though (this being evil, an' all ;-)

Please understand that I'm not endorsing the use of teaspoons in this manner (and I'm certainly not endorsing the writing of C compilers in Perl :). Merely demonstrating the lengths to which one may have to go in times of adversity, yet emerge unscathed.

With toast.

[wimble.livejournal.com]

You might be unscathed, but the poor toast!

Smothered in layers and layers of evil, only for you to nibble bits off.

(Ok, where do I sign up?)