You'll never get to heaven in an old Ford car

[venta]

Following a brief conversation in my office about whether or not you could get to heaven in a biscuit tin, I have to ask....

[Poll #1853005]

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[venta.livejournal.com]

"If I get there, before you do,
I'll dig a hole, and spit on you!"

We always finished with those two verses :)

There was also beginning-verse, which was something like "There are three things, I must not do, I must not smoke, or spit or chew" but I think we rarely bothered with that one.