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FAO [livejournal.com profile] sammason, everyone else please ignore...

Suppose I were to pose this question to you:

Have you ever tickled an ocelot?

If you click on the button, does it do what you're wanting?

Date: 2012-03-19 04:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sushidog.livejournal.com
Well, it does what it's supposed it. What I _want_ it to do is take care of the presentation I'm trying to write and the marking that I have to do after that, make me a cup of coffee, and give me permission to go home and do a bit of dressmaking prior to a nice early night, and it doesn't do that.

Date: 2012-03-19 04:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sushidog.livejournal.com
(Sorry, I am not [livejournal.com profile] sammason and should therefore have ignored your post. I shall now start ignoring it.)

Date: 2012-03-19 04:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] venta.livejournal.com
Exactly! Now if you'd asked me to create a button that did what you wanted, clicking it would have done all of those things (and sung three choruses of the National Anthem - bugs are inevitable).

However, you can't ask for a button, because you're ignoring this post.

Date: 2012-03-19 04:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sushidog.livejournal.com
Dammit, if only I weren't ignoring this post!

Date: 2012-03-19 05:14 pm (UTC)
triskellian: (tea)
From: [personal profile] triskellian
I'm not ignoring this post, and my button requirements are very similar to [livejournal.com profile] sushidog's (this is perhaps not a surprise). I'd like tea instead of coffee, and knitting instead of sewing, and my marking won't actually arrive until Friday, but I'd like it done now anyway. I have no amendments to the presentation-writing, though. Can you make a button for me?

Date: 2012-03-19 05:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] venta.livejournal.com
<whistles through teeth>
All that stuff and time travel?
Dunno about that - it's not the labour, it's the parts...

Date: 2012-03-19 08:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tigerfort.livejournal.com
The great thing with time-travel, though, is that you don't have to have the parts now. So long as you'll get your hands on them eventually, you can still do the job!

Date: 2012-03-19 05:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pseudomonas.livejournal.com
That's not how you titillate an ocelot!

Date: 2012-03-19 05:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] venta.livejournal.com
Hey, hey, we'll have none of that filth on here!

Date: 2012-03-19 05:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] venta.livejournal.com
Oh, go on then, maybe just a little!

Date: 2012-03-19 05:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sammason.livejournal.com
{sigh} I asked a perfectly sensible question and now look.

Date: 2012-03-19 05:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] venta.livejournal.com
Sadly, I didn't :(

Date: 2012-03-19 06:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] feanelwa.livejournal.com
If we are requesting buttons I would like one that gets the little bit of steak out of between my teeth where neither floss nor fingernail nor any other tool can remove it. It is driving me crazy.

Venta's Test Question

Date: 2012-03-19 07:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] livejournal.livejournal.com
User [livejournal.com profile] bateleur referenced to your post from Venta's Test Question (http://bateleur.livejournal.com/360479.html) saying: [...] Originally posted by at Testing, testing... [...]

Date: 2012-03-20 07:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] al-fruitbat.livejournal.com
If we're debugging, after I tried clicking on it myself, something has marked every single link on LJ as being one I've already followed. (Using Firefox 9.0.1 on Win7)

Date: 2012-03-20 10:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] venta.livejournal.com
It's a built-in LJ mechanism, so I don't think I can do much in the way of debugging of it :(

That didn't happen to me (Firefox 10.0.2 on Win XP)

Date: 2012-03-20 10:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] undyingking.livejournal.com
I was wondering if you'd get a pingback appearing here for everyone who did so. That might be nice.

And also: what's the code for creating such a button? I'm lazily asking you rather than looking for myself, on the assupmtion that it'll be fresh in your mind…

Date: 2012-03-20 10:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] venta.livejournal.com
Apparently not - as far as I'm aware, three people have answered it and I've got only one pingback.

The code is covered in the LJ FAQ #313 (http://www.livejournal.com/support/faqbrowse.bml?faqid=313), and to create the above I did:

<lj-repost button="Answer in your own journal">Have you ever tickled an ocelot?</lj-repost>

Date: 2012-03-20 02:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] undyingking.livejournal.com
Ah, ta. Now to think of a fun use for it…

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