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I just went up to the staffroom for my morning tea and evil-on-toast, and was unexpectedly scared by the bread's packaging.

Robertson's thin-sliced white bread has on it a two colour logo, featuring a cheerfully-aspected stick-figure, and the motto "BREAD IS GOOD FOR YOU" in large, blocky letters.

This resonates in my brain with someone's post-apocalyptic futuristic vision, in which information is presented to the people in very simple, black-and-white terms... Can anyone tell me what the reference is ? Is it 1984 ?

Anyway, it scared me. I had the brown bread, which made no such claims.

(white) bread is good for you

Date: 2003-06-05 01:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegreenman.livejournal.com
Sounds like a thumping great lie to me.

Re: (white) bread is good for you

Date: 2003-06-05 02:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bateleur.livejournal.com
As I've remarked before, it's an increasingly popular advertising strategy: claim the exact opposite of the truth repeatedly and loudly.

Though I won't mention Bran Flakes ads again, or [livejournal.com profile] quisalan will kill me !

Re: (white) bread is good for you

Date: 2003-06-05 02:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] verlaine.livejournal.com
Maybe it's meant to be a concession to good news, after all the depressing SMOKING KILLS warnings that you see in huge letters on cigarette packets nowadays?

Re: (white) bread is good for you

Date: 2003-06-05 02:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] venta.livejournal.com
Oh, they're easily solved with a printer, a Stanley knife and some pritt-stick :)

http://www.smokingcures.com/smoking1.pdf

Re: (white) bread is good for you

Date: 2003-06-06 03:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] onebyone.livejournal.com

all the depressing SMOKING KILLS warnings

I love them - surely it won't be long before kids are trading them in the playground.

Re: (white) bread is good for you

Date: 2003-06-06 03:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] venta.livejournal.com
Funnily enough, [livejournal.com profile] edling and I were just discussing this idea last night. His fagpacket had one on that we hadn't seen before... Grr. Can't remember what it was now.

Re: (white) bread is good for you

Date: 2003-06-05 02:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] venta.livejournal.com
Can you mention it quietly ? I don't think I've heard this one :)

Re: (white) bread is good for you

Date: 2003-06-05 07:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bateleur.livejournal.com
There used to be a Bran Flakes ad on TV which went:

"They're tasty, tasty, very very tasty, they're very tasty !"

...the canonical example of the genre !

Re: (white) bread is good for you

Date: 2003-06-05 04:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] leathellin.livejournal.com
But but they've packed it full of vitamin supplements and folic acid ... ;-)

Re: (white) bread is good for you

Date: 2003-06-05 05:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] venta.livejournal.com
Crud with vitamins is still crud :)

Re: (white) bread is good for you

Date: 2003-06-05 08:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] onebyone.livejournal.com

But it is good for you - in comparative studies against "nothing" it was shown to keep you alive for weeks or months longer. In comparative studies with "lard and chocolate" it was shown to help prevent excessive calorie intake. It's also a gateway food to cheese sandwiches, and everyone knows cheese is great.

Re: (white) bread is good for you

Date: 2003-06-05 05:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] smiorgan.livejournal.com
Frolic acid? Must be good for you.

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