The signs were all there
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ventaSome years ago, there was a snippet in the back of Private Eye where someone pointed out the hilarious sign on the M40 which read "Use both lanes Oxford A34".
How could one, they said (presumably with sides splitting from the laughter) use both lanes. Surely the sign should advise you to use either lane for Oxford?
Now, while acknowledging that they are technically correct, I'd driven past that sign for years without batting an eyelid. It uses short words and it's easy to understand what it intends to convey, which is pretty much the main criterion for a sensible motorway sign.
When small, I was perpetually amused by the roadworks signs which advise you "Delays possible til October". But it's July, I don't want to be stuck in a queue for three months! I do, however, concede that the sign can't really be improved on; you can't be accurate in four words or fewer. Ditto "Police Slow" signs (I'm a civilian, I can go as fast as I want!) I suppose you could stick a colon in that one, but really only the most perverse alien would genuinely misunderstand it.
Making signs say exactly what they mean would ultimately degenerate into huge hoardings containing several paragraphs of legalese; not a great idea for drivers hurtling by and trying to absorb information at 70mph.
However, every so often I do observe a sign which seems so peculiar that I want to know the backstory. If, for example you saw the following sign, do you think you'd understand it?
Assuming you were a passenger who wished to change floors without climbing stairs, you'd get the general idea that walking the way the little symbol-thing pointed might be a good idea?
So, I want to know what humorous misunderstandings and mishaps led to the placement of the following sign in Reading railway station:
Having added all those extra words, they could have added a 'For' at the front, which would have corrected the only possible ambiguity I can see in my alternative version above.
How could one, they said (presumably with sides splitting from the laughter) use both lanes. Surely the sign should advise you to use either lane for Oxford?
Now, while acknowledging that they are technically correct, I'd driven past that sign for years without batting an eyelid. It uses short words and it's easy to understand what it intends to convey, which is pretty much the main criterion for a sensible motorway sign.
When small, I was perpetually amused by the roadworks signs which advise you "Delays possible til October". But it's July, I don't want to be stuck in a queue for three months! I do, however, concede that the sign can't really be improved on; you can't be accurate in four words or fewer. Ditto "Police Slow" signs (I'm a civilian, I can go as fast as I want!) I suppose you could stick a colon in that one, but really only the most perverse alien would genuinely misunderstand it.
Making signs say exactly what they mean would ultimately degenerate into huge hoardings containing several paragraphs of legalese; not a great idea for drivers hurtling by and trying to absorb information at 70mph.
However, every so often I do observe a sign which seems so peculiar that I want to know the backstory. If, for example you saw the following sign, do you think you'd understand it?
Passenger lifts
→
Assuming you were a passenger who wished to change floors without climbing stairs, you'd get the general idea that walking the way the little symbol-thing pointed might be a good idea?
So, I want to know what humorous misunderstandings and mishaps led to the placement of the following sign in Reading railway station:
Passenger lifts
please follow the
directional arrow.
→
Having added all those extra words, they could have added a 'For' at the front, which would have corrected the only possible ambiguity I can see in my alternative version above.
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Date: 2009-10-28 04:25 pm (UTC)I've never been here before. What is this sign telling me?
I've been seeing that sign for the past two years, and you still haven't taken it down.
I've been seeing that sign for the past two years, and now you've changed the layout again! I ignored the second sign, and it all went wrong!
Seen on the A418 to Aylesbury.
(I may be misquoting that, but you get the gist.)
Argh. But where? That's 25 miles. Did a bus tip over on the next corner, and that's the only accident in three years? Pretty damn good that! Maybe it was at the other end of the trip, so I'm accident free for 24 miles! Or a pedestrian ran out of the hedge into the road? Not a lot I can do about that one, really.
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Date: 2009-10-28 04:39 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-10-28 04:40 pm (UTC)It's the non-causalities you really have to have been watching out for.
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Date: 2009-10-28 04:43 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-10-28 04:55 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-10-28 04:53 pm (UTC)And what is our being cautious going to achieve, exactly? We're either going to have an accident there, quite regardless of the number of previous accidents, or we're not. Should we throw caution to the winds on all other roads? I'd be happiest with people just driving carefully all the time, actually.