Wow.

May. 2nd, 2003 10:41 am
venta: (Default)
[personal profile] venta
Yesterday (during my performance review at work), one of our management types came out with the best mixed metaphor I've heard in ages:

"When you're inside a body you can see the liver and the heart and the kidney, and when you're outside you see the body as a whole and can't see the liver and the heart and the kidney, but when you're inside you're at the coalface."

Date: 2003-05-02 05:05 am (UTC)
zotz: (Default)
From: [personal profile] zotz
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.

Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

(Groucho, I think)

Date: 2003-05-02 06:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cuthbertcross.livejournal.com
Sounds like your boss has a miner problem with his insides....

Date: 2003-05-02 06:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] venta.livejournal.com
If you're going to make puns like that, just to remember you can't run away at the moment.

<SFX: hollow laughter>

Profile

venta: (Default)
venta

December 2025

S M T W T F S
 123456
78910111213
14151617181920
212223 24252627
28293031   

Most Popular Tags

Page Summary

Style Credit

Expand Cut Tags

No cut tags
Page generated Dec. 27th, 2025 07:51 pm
Powered by Dreamwidth Studios