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ventaYesterday (during my performance review at work), one of our management types came out with the best mixed metaphor I've heard in ages:
"When you're inside a body you can see the liver and the heart and the kidney, and when you're outside you see the body as a whole and can't see the liver and the heart and the kidney, but when you're inside you're at the coalface."
"When you're inside a body you can see the liver and the heart and the kidney, and when you're outside you see the body as a whole and can't see the liver and the heart and the kidney, but when you're inside you're at the coalface."
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Date: 2003-05-02 02:56 am (UTC)Re: Wow.
Date: 2003-05-02 03:22 am (UTC)I hold your belongings to ransom until you talk to me...
Also..
Date: 2003-05-02 04:23 am (UTC)Doc: You know what they say: People in glass houses sink ships!
Rocco: I got to buy you a proverb book or something, because this mix 'n' match shit's got to go.
Conner MacManus: Well, a penny saved is worth two in the bush, right?
Murphy MacManus: And don't cross the road if you can't get out of the kitchen
From the Boondock Saints (a film...)
Re: Also..
Date: 2003-05-02 08:35 am (UTC)"You can take a horse to water, but you can't make him code in java."
That's impressive
Date: 2003-05-02 04:25 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-05-02 05:05 am (UTC)Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
(Groucho, I think)
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Date: 2003-05-02 06:50 am (UTC)<SFX: hollow laughter>