I first met you hanging knickers on the line

[venta]

Help!

On Saturday I am due to attend a hen party for a university friend. I have been instructed that, among other things, I must take a pair of pants for her.

The actually rather innocuous explanation for this is that they are to be a present. Everyone is to provide a pair, and "the pants should typify the giver, she has to guess who they are from".

So far so good... but what on earth style of pants would typify me? Words one might associate with desirable lingerie don't seem to apply to me very well. I have never been called slinky or silky, and would baulk alarmingly at being called frilly. "Scruffy, black, lots of pockets" doesn't really sound like a great spec. for a pair of knickers, even assuming I could find a supplier of such things.

So, o LJ, what sort of pants might remind you of me ?

Comments

[dmh.livejournal.com]

Frankly I don't dare give an answer!

[venta.livejournal.com]

What a wise man :)

On a completely unrelated note: I don't suppose you'd be interested in a ticket to see Einsturzende Neubauten on 22nd May in Kentish Town ? I have a spare...

[dmh.livejournal.com]

Actually I already have a ticket, but thanks. Sounds like you're the only person I know who's going!

[venta.livejournal.com]

Well, if you find any friends who'd like to come along...

[dmh.livejournal.com]

I will ask the Internets!

[ulfilias.livejournal.com]

Hmmm...do i want to go to this....I would me two gigs in a week as well !

[dmh.livejournal.com]

I'm sure you'd find it quite wunderbar.

[ulfilias.livejournal.com]

They are a Tenpole Tudor covers band....Top !

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

You forget me...

venta: Don't mind me. I was just pointed here by dmh but as I don't even know you (other than seeing your name here and there on my f-f-list) I have no recommendation.

[venta.livejournal.com]

Recommend away... nice to meet you. I apologise that today's LJ entry makes me look somewhat underwear-obsessed.

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

Likewise!
As the pants are unlikely to survive the night, anyway, I'd recommend something cheap and funny so the above mentioned Miffy pants might be a good idea. ;o)

[venta.livejournal.com]

As the pants are unlikely to survive the night, anyway

Er.... just what do you know about this proposed evening out that I don't!?

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

*laughs* You know, people get drunk, things get lost or forgotten, that sort of thing.

[dmh.livejournal.com]

Are you hear because of the underwear, or here because of Neubauten? Or a bit of both? ;o)

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

Underwear intrigues me. :o)

[dmh.livejournal.com]

Is the whole concept that alien to you? :o.

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

Well, you've seen me at Infest. ;oP

Seriously, no, I just like interesting underwear.

[davefish.livejournal.com]

Einsturzende Neupants?