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On Saturday I am due to attend a hen party for a university friend. I have been instructed that, among other things, I must take a pair of pants for her.
The actually rather innocuous explanation for this is that they are to be a present. Everyone is to provide a pair, and "the pants should typify the giver, she has to guess who they are from".
So far so good... but what on earth style of pants would typify me? Words one might associate with desirable lingerie don't seem to apply to me very well. I have never been called slinky or silky, and would baulk alarmingly at being called frilly. "Scruffy, black, lots of pockets" doesn't really sound like a great spec. for a pair of knickers, even assuming I could find a supplier of such things.
So, o LJ, what sort of pants might remind you of me ?
On Saturday I am due to attend a hen party for a university friend. I have been instructed that, among other things, I must take a pair of pants for her.
The actually rather innocuous explanation for this is that they are to be a present. Everyone is to provide a pair, and "the pants should typify the giver, she has to guess who they are from".
So far so good... but what on earth style of pants would typify me? Words one might associate with desirable lingerie don't seem to apply to me very well. I have never been called slinky or silky, and would baulk alarmingly at being called frilly. "Scruffy, black, lots of pockets" doesn't really sound like a great spec. for a pair of knickers, even assuming I could find a supplier of such things.
So, o LJ, what sort of pants might remind you of me ?
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Date: 2008-04-01 01:45 pm (UTC)Combat underpants
Captian Underpants
And a search for 'combat boxer shorts' gave this, possibly useful, result:
Ladies camo boxers (maybe a bit pricey for a joke present?)
(Now with proper html - Doh!)
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Date: 2008-04-01 01:45 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-04-01 02:01 pm (UTC)The camo boxers are a thought, if I can find a real shop to sell me such a thing (I feel like it's a bit short notice to go ordering things off t'interweb).