I first met you hanging knickers on the line

[venta]

Help!

On Saturday I am due to attend a hen party for a university friend. I have been instructed that, among other things, I must take a pair of pants for her.

The actually rather innocuous explanation for this is that they are to be a present. Everyone is to provide a pair, and "the pants should typify the giver, she has to guess who they are from".

So far so good... but what on earth style of pants would typify me? Words one might associate with desirable lingerie don't seem to apply to me very well. I have never been called slinky or silky, and would baulk alarmingly at being called frilly. "Scruffy, black, lots of pockets" doesn't really sound like a great spec. for a pair of knickers, even assuming I could find a supplier of such things.

So, o LJ, what sort of pants might remind you of me ?

Comments

[davefish.livejournal.com]

Miffy pants.

[venta.livejournal.com]

Not sure a sensible grown-up thirty-something accountant would appreciate Miffy pants :)

Also, I suspected you were going to say that.

[keris.livejournal.com]

Damn, I was going to say that! :)

[venta.livejournal.com]

Funnily enough, it was what ChrisC said as well :)

[ulfilias.livejournal.com]

It is looking like an LJ consesus !

About the only other thing i can think of is some gaffa tape pants based on a whitby costume IIRC.

Folk pants would be right out =;-)