I first met you hanging knickers on the line

[venta]

Help!

On Saturday I am due to attend a hen party for a university friend. I have been instructed that, among other things, I must take a pair of pants for her.

The actually rather innocuous explanation for this is that they are to be a present. Everyone is to provide a pair, and "the pants should typify the giver, she has to guess who they are from".

So far so good... but what on earth style of pants would typify me? Words one might associate with desirable lingerie don't seem to apply to me very well. I have never been called slinky or silky, and would baulk alarmingly at being called frilly. "Scruffy, black, lots of pockets" doesn't really sound like a great spec. for a pair of knickers, even assuming I could find a supplier of such things.

So, o LJ, what sort of pants might remind you of me ?

Comments

[leathellin.livejournal.com]

In a word - grey :-)

Or possibly a bit more helpfully I got some grey and black stripy things from M&S recently that aren't too lacy or frilly or those many other things you are not.
They're mostly like these except with less pink and with better stripes. - http://tinyurl.com/3x8myt

Or of course there's always the more stylish options http://tinyurl.com/38sfzn :-) and... http://tinyurl.com/2ou9ty

I don't think any of the non-M&S underwear I own would work ;-)

[venta.livejournal.com]

I don't think any of the non-M&S underwear I own would work ;-)

Are you saying anything more exciting than M&S couldn't remind anyone of me ;p

[leathellin.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't dream of saying such a thing :-)

Also I am either very lazy about buying underwear or very not lazy and the not lazy tends to be pricey which as someone else says might not be ideal for a hen night throwaway gift thingy.