Back from Whitby. There may follow reviewage, but in the interim I need your help on something.
On Sunday, in the course of trying to persuade me to do something, someone who shall remain nameless[*] offered me a blowjob if I complied[**].
Now, I've always been under the impression that this is just not possible. Blowjobs are things which can only be performed on blokes. However, maybe the term has wider use than I thought. There is, of course, only one way to settle such things.
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[*] Mostly because I don't know their name.
[**] If you want to know, I declined.
On Sunday, in the course of trying to persuade me to do something, someone who shall remain nameless[*] offered me a blowjob if I complied[**].
Now, I've always been under the impression that this is just not possible. Blowjobs are things which can only be performed on blokes. However, maybe the term has wider use than I thought. There is, of course, only one way to settle such things.
[Poll #1080106]
[*] Mostly because I don't know their name.
[**] If you want to know, I declined.
Re: Mmmmm salad.
Date: 2007-11-01 09:23 am (UTC)In that case, hello, and gosh I haven't seen you in ages.
I don't think I'd ever have considered "
Re: Mmmmm salad.
Date: 2007-11-01 09:43 am (UTC)Like a fine cheese.
Or indeed a not-particularly-fine one.
Some of my characters were shorter, if that helps...
Date: 2007-11-01 11:30 am (UTC)If I stretch, and round halves up. Its more obvious if I'm not standing next to Felix, which may be how you normally saw me.