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Back from Whitby. There may follow reviewage, but in the interim I need your help on something.

On Sunday, in the course of trying to persuade me to do something, someone who shall remain nameless[*] offered me a blowjob if I complied[**].

Now, I've always been under the impression that this is just not possible. Blowjobs are things which can only be performed on blokes. However, maybe the term has wider use than I thought. There is, of course, only one way to settle such things.

[Poll #1080106]


[*] Mostly because I don't know their name.
[**] If you want to know, I declined.

Re: Mmmmm salad.

Date: 2007-11-01 09:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] venta.livejournal.com
Good heavens, are you really six feet tall ? You were indeed one of my candidates.

In that case, hello, and gosh I haven't seen you in ages.

I don't think I'd ever have considered "[livejournal.com profile] wimble-vintage" as a description of anyone, but may start...

Re: Mmmmm salad.

Date: 2007-11-01 09:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] undyingking.livejournal.com
"wimble-vintage"

Like a fine cheese.

Or indeed a not-particularly-fine one.
From: [identity profile] sparkymark.livejournal.com
are you really six feet tall ?
If I stretch, and round halves up. Its more obvious if I'm not standing next to Felix, which may be how you normally saw me.

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