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Back from Whitby. There may follow reviewage, but in the interim I need your help on something.

On Sunday, in the course of trying to persuade me to do something, someone who shall remain nameless[*] offered me a blowjob if I complied[**].

Now, I've always been under the impression that this is just not possible. Blowjobs are things which can only be performed on blokes. However, maybe the term has wider use than I thought. There is, of course, only one way to settle such things.

[Poll #1080106]


[*] Mostly because I don't know their name.
[**] If you want to know, I declined.

Mmmmm salad.

Date: 2007-11-01 01:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sparkymark.livejournal.com
Hi, I'm a Tommy-vintage role-player: you may remember me from such characters as "Beerbohm Tree" (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beerbohm_Tree), "Rolf Wenders" and the narcoleptic weapons merchant "Zoltan Tepesh".

Actually, I'm pretty sure you were not in that last one but after digging through archive.org for ten minutes for the name I thought I would include it anyway. I saw a lot of evidence on players' lists there of people from the mid nineties whose names and characters I remember but whose faces are now a mystery.

Re: Mmmmm salad.

Date: 2007-11-01 09:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] venta.livejournal.com
Good heavens, are you really six feet tall ? You were indeed one of my candidates.

In that case, hello, and gosh I haven't seen you in ages.

I don't think I'd ever have considered "[livejournal.com profile] wimble-vintage" as a description of anyone, but may start...

Re: Mmmmm salad.

Date: 2007-11-01 09:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] undyingking.livejournal.com
"wimble-vintage"

Like a fine cheese.

Or indeed a not-particularly-fine one.
From: [identity profile] sparkymark.livejournal.com
are you really six feet tall ?
If I stretch, and round halves up. Its more obvious if I'm not standing next to Felix, which may be how you normally saw me.

Re: Mmmmm salad.

Date: 2007-11-01 09:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] undyingking.livejournal.com
hey! -- you exist. Fancy that. Hope all is good!

Re: Mmmmm salad.

Date: 2007-11-01 11:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sparkymark.livejournal.com
I'm covered in tzatziki but otherwise current mood = chipper.

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