4th
13:35

I have no masterplan and I'm sure the solution's biblical


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5th
14:03

When I grow up to be a man

- 9 comments
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14:15

It is fun while it lasts, and it lasts and it lasts

- 8 comments
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14:58

Take my shoes off, and I will throw them in the lake

- 30 comments

8th
17:00

How dare you, says the angel, he crashes down from the heights

- 8 comments
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9th
13:51

Any fool can think of words that rhyme

- 57 comments
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16:39

Coming back faster than a powered-up Pac-Man

- 6 comments
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10th
10:38

Everybody wants a box of chocolates and a long-stemmed rose

- 17 comments
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15:54

Slightly rippled with a flat underside

- 41 comments

11th
11:17

A hook-bone rising from my food

- 7 comments
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12th
10:49

I got a letter from the postman, and a big sack of mail

- 13 comments

15:00

Everything today is thoroughly modern (check your personality!)

- 10 comments

16th
08:23

Return to sender. Address unknown.

- 9 comments

14:13

I'll have them cook you something that you'll really love

- 47 comments
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17th
10:47

I'm losing my favourite game

- 47 comments
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18th
17:20

Thinking like that I won't make any friends

- 12 comments
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19th
15:09

My loneliness is killing me

- 15 comments

26th
11:49

It was just to see, just to see, all the things you knew I'd written about you

- 5 comments
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14:21

One more day like today and I'll kill you

- 10 comments
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14:57

Should've known better than to cheat a friend

- 7 comments