7th
12:18

My grandfather's clock was too tall for the shelf

- 7 comments
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17:45

Home of the brash, outrageous and free

- 14 comments

8th
09:32

I'm the dehumanizing master, you better start your talking 'cos I get what I go after

- 21 comments

9th
11:20

As I was going to Derby, all on the market day

- 8 comments
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13:39

Why do birds suddenly appear?

- 6 comments

12th
11:05

All the King's horses

- 25 comments
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13th
12:56

Let's make a movie, let's make a movie

- 9 comments
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15:59

Be calm, be mindful, be steady. You're fit to jump over the moon!

- 3 comments
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14th
14:32

And they asked me how I did it, and I gave 'em the Scripture text

- 11 comments
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15th
10:56

Bring me my arrows of desire

- 22 comments
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15:52

Look out of your windows, watch the skies

- 8 comments

16th
09:16

We talk about saving the world, but it's just vanity gone mad

- 13 comments
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12:15

The one on the left was on the right

- 3 comments
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14:54

Engine running hotter than a boiling kettle

- 11 comments

19th
11:30

We may be dead and we may be gone

- 22 comments
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15:59

Punctured bicycle, on a hillside desolate

- 21 comments
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20th
12:38

All I want to do is ride bikes with you

- 12 comments
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21st
15:45

I'm slowly being murdered by the piece-bag and the flask

- 26 comments
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22nd
12:46

And it'll be the outlook for Thursday

- 16 comments
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23rd
15:53

It's alright 'cos the historical pattern has shown how the economical cycle tends to revolve...

- 17 comments

27th
12:01

The Queen's English was good enough for Jesus Christ, so it's good enough for me

- 57 comments
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29th
11:51

Do you feel like a chain store? Practically floored.

- 39 comments
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30th
09:22

The closest you got to China was a week in Camber Sands

- 12 comments
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15:57

Come play my game, I'll test ya!

- 12 comments