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Dear road users everywhere,
Please stop running into each other. Especially on Ms 3, 4, 5 and 40. It's making life hard for the rest of us.

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Hmm. I thought singing the number of motorway junctions left, to the tune of Ten Green Bottles, would be helpful. Apparently it's not.