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I just popped to Tesco to buy some dinner. Sitting on the floor munching my sarnie (I was waiting for someone, rather than just being strange), I observed the eye-level-if-you're-sitting-on-the-floor stickers on each checkout.

Bright yellow, they read:

"Ensure thumbscrews are fully rotated"

and add that the checkout won't be operational unless this is the case.

Seems a bit harsh to me. Although if they were going to introduce the Iron Maiden for McDonalds staff, I'd be all in favour.

Thumbscrews!?

Date: 2003-03-12 07:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] metame.livejournal.com
eye-level-if-you're-sitting-on-the-floor...

Which is precumably also eye-level-if-you're-a-small-kid, which I think is well out of order.

Date: 2003-03-12 07:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nevecat.livejournal.com
*wingnuts*

Sorry, not being able to remember the name for whatever they presumably /meant/ was really annoying me ;)

Date: 2003-03-12 08:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deeteeuk.livejournal.com
So next time you get a stroppy till monkey, do you just threaten to get the dungeon keeper?

well...

Date: 2003-03-12 08:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] venta.livejournal.com
...I certainly will from now on.
If they claim not to understand, then I'll know they're just being oppressed.

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