Eleven salmon smoking

[venta]

The Kipper Issue is resolved.

Pier Road Seafoods seem wholly ungooglable. However, by arcane means involving a leaflet in with the offending fishes, I acquired a URL. Their website only gives old-skool contact details, so I just rang them. No, no problem. A new pair of kippers would be in the post tomorrow.

So, I thought service like that deserved to be advertised. Everyone who likes kippers should visit:

http://www.kippersbymailwhitby.co.uk/

And order a pair. Off you go, now.

Comments

[strange-complex.livejournal.com]

I thought one kipper was one herring, cut almost in half and opened out?

[broadmeadow.livejournal.com]

It would appear I am as clueless as I look. From studying pictures of some, it does look like that's what they are.

In which case: why can you only but them in pairs?!