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Added as a new entry, since apparently you can't add futher polls after the fact to journal entries.

Update: Eeek, it's worse than I thought. Lucy retired last year, and was replaced by Sadie (one black lab looks very much like another to me, I hadn't noticed).

[Poll #291714]

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Very close. It's actually one bark for 'go to war', two barks for 'don't choke on that pretzel, you dumb schmuck' and three barks for 'don't go to war'.

You're right that he can't count beyond one bark though.