Newspapers...

[venta]

Well, today I branched out and bought a newspaper on the way to work. I don't remember the last time I bought a paper. Today's choice was the Daily Telegraph. It has the best crossword, the best cartoonist, and at least I know where its political bias is.

And you get to play The Telegraph Game. I forget who introduced me to this. The idea is that if you look at the first three pages, you will find a large picture of at least one of

• an attractive, preferably scantily clad, woman


• a solider


• a helicopter or tank

Only just squeaked in today, though, if you count Carole Caplin in a low-cut dress..

I'm still sick of hearing about Cherie Blair. Barring two small stories on the front page, it was page 5 before I got a story which wasn't directly related to 'The Foster Affair'..

Comments

Re: To say nothing of the dog...

[verlaine.livejournal.com]

That's why I suddenly got cold feet... I thought Montmorency was probably the dog, but I couldn't remember the name of the third man.

Anyone who suggests "Harry Lime" gets a slapping.