Newspapers...

[venta]

Well, today I branched out and bought a newspaper on the way to work. I don't remember the last time I bought a paper. Today's choice was the Daily Telegraph. It has the best crossword, the best cartoonist, and at least I know where its political bias is.

And you get to play The Telegraph Game. I forget who introduced me to this. The idea is that if you look at the first three pages, you will find a large picture of at least one of

• an attractive, preferably scantily clad, woman


• a solider


• a helicopter or tank

Only just squeaked in today, though, if you count Carole Caplin in a low-cut dress..

I'm still sick of hearing about Cherie Blair. Barring two small stories on the front page, it was page 5 before I got a story which wasn't directly related to 'The Foster Affair'..

Comments

[jiggery-pokery.livejournal.com]

If you fancy a bit of cheating, there's always http://www.oneacross.com/ . However, it suggests GLAIRES, which is something to do with egg whites, which doesn't seem too plausible to me.

Ah well. You'll find out soon enough...