And you could have it all, my empire of dirt

[venta]

I went to the hospital yesterday. My previous appointments at that hospital have been on Fridays, when there must be some sort of paediatric clinic as it's always been overrun with small children. Yesterday there was nary a child in sight; instead I think it was knee injury night and the waiting room was full of people with extravagant limps.

While I was waiting for my turn, both Mr Pain and Mr Hurt were called (separately) into consulting rooms. Also Mr Beard, but he doesn't seem to fit the narrative.

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[feanelwa.livejournal.com]

I can sing the song in the title but I'm having a dyspraxiblock on the singer's and song's name. I know there's a four letter surname involved somewhere.

My dentist is called Mr Pringle. He is not allowed to participate in Movember.

[venta.livejournal.com]

The song was originally Nine Inch Nails, but the version in which you can actually hear the lyrics is Johnny Cash's cover. He's quite four-lettered. The song is called Hurt.

[feanelwa.livejournal.com]

Oh of course it is! Things that have four letters: hurt, nine, inch, cash!