I feel like I'm being eaten by a thousand million shivering furry holes

[venta]

Off to the hospital for another MRI this morning (we're on day 19, if you're following along). If you want to really confuse hospital staff, turn up wearing an extravagant legbrace when they have an instruction to MRI the other leg.

The same radiographer saw me. We went through all the questions again, checking that I don't contain implants, metal plates, or shrapnel (if you're not aware: MRIs are giant magnets and getting metal anywhere near them is various different kinds of disastrous). As before, jewellery off, legbrace off, hairslide off. Would the neoprene support I was wearing around the knee she was scanning be a problem? It would not, and she settled me into the same dinky turquoise little machine.

Two minutes later she was back. The machine is apparently temperamental, and was showing no pictures. Could I shuffle out while she made a technical adjustment?

The answer turned out to be no. I could not. I initially thought my knee support had caught on something, then realised that actually the magnetic field was fiercely hugging my knee and refusing to let it go.

Oops.

With a certain amount of fighting I won and regained ownership of my leg. I removed the support, and apparently the pictures miraculously popped into being.

Oops. I apologised. A lot. (She was very nice about it.)

Back home, I checked the box the support came in (which for no obvious reason I insisted on keeping "in case"). Fibre content: Neoprene 62%, Polyester 20%, Nylon 17%, Spandex 1% (washable 30°). Nowhere on the box does it say that it has any metallic content. Although it does have some sort of internal structure to give it rigidity, when I'd considered it this morning while dressing I was certain it was non-metallic.

So, today's take-home lesson: do not wear a Boots Advanced Adjustable Knee Support for an MRI.

Comments

[venta.livejournal.com]

Wow. Given the small readership of this LJ, three people who professionally know about big magnets is quite impressive.

I had a cursory Google this morning, and saw people quoting a week to bring the full-on coffin-like MRI machines into working order; that seemed to be all about getting the superconductors down to the right temperature, though. (Which is presumably necessary before you can expect the machine to get over its hysteria hsyteresis.)

[feanelwa.livejournal.com]

Gosh. Yes, I was assuming the liquid helium would be staying put, otherwise you may both die a very squeaky death of suffocation.

[venta.livejournal.com]

As I understand it, you try to keep the helium in because it is expensive. Patient breathing is less important :)

[exspelunca.livejournal.com]

And the world supply is dwindling rapidly