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I feel like I'm being eaten by a thousand million shivering furry holes
Off to the hospital for another MRI this morning (we're on day 19, if you're following along). If you want to really confuse hospital staff, turn up wearing an extravagant legbrace when they have an instruction to MRI the other leg.
The same radiographer saw me. We went through all the questions again, checking that I don't contain implants, metal plates, or shrapnel (if you're not aware: MRIs are giant magnets and getting metal anywhere near them is various different kinds of disastrous). As before, jewellery off, legbrace off, hairslide off. Would the neoprene support I was wearing around the knee she was scanning be a problem? It would not, and she settled me into the same dinky turquoise little machine.
Two minutes later she was back. The machine is apparently temperamental, and was showing no pictures. Could I shuffle out while she made a technical adjustment?
The answer turned out to be no. I could not. I initially thought my knee support had caught on something, then realised that actually the magnetic field was fiercely hugging my knee and refusing to let it go.
Oops.
With a certain amount of fighting I won and regained ownership of my leg. I removed the support, and apparently the pictures miraculously popped into being.
Oops. I apologised. A lot. (She was very nice about it.)
Back home, I checked the box the support came in (which for no obvious reason I insisted on keeping "in case"). Fibre content: Neoprene 62%, Polyester 20%, Nylon 17%, Spandex 1% (washable 30°). Nowhere on the box does it say that it has any metallic content. Although it does have some sort of internal structure to give it rigidity, when I'd considered it this morning while dressing I was certain it was non-metallic.
So, today's take-home lesson: do not wear a Boots Advanced Adjustable Knee Support for an MRI.
The same radiographer saw me. We went through all the questions again, checking that I don't contain implants, metal plates, or shrapnel (if you're not aware: MRIs are giant magnets and getting metal anywhere near them is various different kinds of disastrous). As before, jewellery off, legbrace off, hairslide off. Would the neoprene support I was wearing around the knee she was scanning be a problem? It would not, and she settled me into the same dinky turquoise little machine.
Two minutes later she was back. The machine is apparently temperamental, and was showing no pictures. Could I shuffle out while she made a technical adjustment?
The answer turned out to be no. I could not. I initially thought my knee support had caught on something, then realised that actually the magnetic field was fiercely hugging my knee and refusing to let it go.
Oops.
With a certain amount of fighting I won and regained ownership of my leg. I removed the support, and apparently the pictures miraculously popped into being.
Oops. I apologised. A lot. (She was very nice about it.)
Back home, I checked the box the support came in (which for no obvious reason I insisted on keeping "in case"). Fibre content: Neoprene 62%, Polyester 20%, Nylon 17%, Spandex 1% (washable 30°). Nowhere on the box does it say that it has any metallic content. Although it does have some sort of internal structure to give it rigidity, when I'd considered it this morning while dressing I was certain it was non-metallic.
So, today's take-home lesson: do not wear a Boots Advanced Adjustable Knee Support for an MRI.
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Worth telling Boots?
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I might contact Boots, partly because I'm curious about what's in there! Just need to work out how to phrase a message to them so I don't sound like a whiny person wanting compensation for magnetic trauma!
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I've dropped them an email. Although their "are you sure you've read the FAQ, here are some possibly related queries" turned up some pretty peculiar suggestions!
"Hi. Your knee support nearly made a magnet pull my leg off!"
"Have you considered reading: 'why didn't my voucher code activate at checkout'?"
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Also, one kudo to you :)
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There are two things to be very scared of with rogue metallic objects when operating big magnets: damage to the machine, and damage to anything between the rogue object and the machine. Which in MRI situations is often the patient - the field in the cavity isn't homogenous, so a rogue object can flip around in there causing damage on multiple passes. Oh, and this is assuming, of course, that the object itself isn't something you care about - which will generally be the case if you are a large-magnet operator.
Once something is stuck steadily to the inside of the magnet, the scary bit of the operation has passed - and in this situation, without serious incident. If nothing is moving, there are no problems. Or no further problems, if something was flying around but has now stuck. The risks the operator needs to be scared about are gone, and they can deal with the aftermath calmly.
It's a bit like the way security screening people are pretty frosty when your baggage sets off the alarms, but as soon as they find the rogue fork/snowstorm globe that caused the alert, they are (sometimes!) more relaxed and even friendly.
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I thought one of the big problems with MRI machines was that it took a long time to shut them down (in a non-emergency scenario) and to start them up again. I wish I'd asked her how long it would take. I probably would have done had I not been distracted by it demonstrating a fond attachment to my leg.
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I had a cursory Google this morning, and saw people quoting a week to bring the full-on coffin-like MRI machines into working order; that seemed to be all about getting the superconductors down to the right temperature, though. (Which is presumably necessary before you can expect the machine to get over its
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As I understand it, you try to keep the helium in because it is expensive. Patient breathing is less important :)
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I'm always amazed at the wealth of experience and information people can produce on here, thanks :)
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* Not being scanned on this occasion. Though it's being much more temperamental than the bit that is!
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Results on Friday evening, I hope!
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If I don't get a satisfactory reply from Boots, then once this support is worn out I will dismantle it and report!