Who put the worm in the apple?

[venta]

Selected snippets of dialogue from my family Christmas...

"Surely the very epitome of laziness is a morgue?"

"The full moon is the thing that is shiny."
"Motor bike gangs keep their bikes quite shiny."
"The moon is shinier."

"The only dead thing is Voodoo dolls."
"Saturn is more dead."
"Voodoo dolls aren't even dead anyway."

The on-the-ball reader will readily deduce that we have been playing Apples To Apples. Which is how I know that the list of things I find sexy includes, according to my nearest and dearest, glazed doughnuts and duct tape.