I wrote a song for you

[venta]

You know that orange dye they sometimes put in your eyes as part of an eye exam? The one that makes you briefly see the world in sepia, and then leaves you looking faintly jaundiced for the rest of the day?

Do you also know the sort of generic eye-lubricating drops you might have recommended by an optician if you've got irritated eyes?

Well, in that case you might like to know that the orange dye and the generic eye-drops react together in such a way that your eyes will stream bright neon yellow for a while. Seriously. Actual looks-like-it-might-glow-in-the-dark neon yellow.

Didn't bloody mention that, did they?

Comments

[shermarama]

I think it's more that the stuff is always REALLY BRIGHT, but when it's too concentrated there isn't room to get enough light through for it to really show itself. (I'd guess when it's in your eye it's a thin film and they're using a bright light.)