I wrote a song for you

[venta]

You know that orange dye they sometimes put in your eyes as part of an eye exam? The one that makes you briefly see the world in sepia, and then leaves you looking faintly jaundiced for the rest of the day?

Do you also know the sort of generic eye-lubricating drops you might have recommended by an optician if you've got irritated eyes?

Well, in that case you might like to know that the orange dye and the generic eye-drops react together in such a way that your eyes will stream bright neon yellow for a while. Seriously. Actual looks-like-it-might-glow-in-the-dark neon yellow.

Didn't bloody mention that, did they?

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[shermarama]

(And I know what the song is but don't want to acknowledge it, except I've now got it as an earworm. Bah, humbug, skinny indie boy on your freezing-looking beach. I never did work out what the point of the video was, other than that maybe it was meant to induce sympathy and the urge to make him a cuppa, and in lieu of being able to do that, buy the record instead.)