LTIWM - laughed till I wet myself at your option 'I have staff for that sort of thing.'
I'd apologise for offending people who have bladder control disability, and people whose carers do personal things for them, but no: I'm entitled to say LTIWM. Here's my Crip Card.
Anyway, if your poll had allowed more than one response I'd have chosen 'left hand'. I'd also have tried stabbing the lid with a sharp object - useful trick from the catering trade - because lid stiffness is usually caused by vacuum in the jar. Another useful trick is to warm the whole thing slightly, perhaps in a bowl of hot water, so that the metal lid expands. If all else failed I'd have put the damn lid in a door hinge.
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Date: 2014-11-24 12:00 pm (UTC)I'd apologise for offending people who have bladder control disability, and people whose carers do personal things for them, but no: I'm entitled to say LTIWM. Here's my Crip Card.
Anyway, if your poll had allowed more than one response I'd have chosen 'left hand'. I'd also have tried stabbing the lid with a sharp object - useful trick from the catering trade - because lid stiffness is usually caused by vacuum in the jar. Another useful trick is to warm the whole thing slightly, perhaps in a bowl of hot water, so that the metal lid expands. If all else failed I'd have put the damn lid in a door hinge.
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Date: 2014-11-26 09:51 am (UTC)