The Weather

[venta]

I do not like the weather.
It is too hot.
It has been too hot for some time now.
And I would like someone to do something about it.

Thank you.

Comments

[mr-flay.livejournal.com]

Yes. Yes it is.

I'm thinking of moving to Siberia, where the weather is cold, the black market is ripe and the handcuffs are exotic. Either that or become a restaurateur, simply so I can have a walk-in freezer and sit in it when things get too much.

I've actually been trying to get hold of a cream/beige linen suit all this week, as it seems to be the only sensible elegant attire for this kind of meteorological brutality. Sadly, mens' clothing shops seem to disagree.

I blame Helios. Him and that git Ra.

[augeas.livejournal.com]

Brunel were so entirely crap, I didn't even have liquid nitrogen to play with. It felt good to have it trickle down the inside of one's arm.

[venta.livejournal.com]

Sir, you are the last bastion of taste and good sense in these jaded days.

If you find your suit, i will personally scour the junk shops of Britain to provide you with a pith helmet.

[augeas.livejournal.com]

Pith-helmets are surprisingly easy to Google for, and can be fairly inexpensive, though not all of them are especially "old-school".