Generals gather in their masses

[venta]

Two completely unrelated polls:

[Poll #1867260]

Please be honest. This is the difference between "oh, really?" and "ha, Jamie, see! I was right, I was right!"

[Poll #1867261]

Comments

[venta.livejournal.com]

This isn't a letter, it's a parcel! A sizeable box, sitting enticingly next to me on the table. Not likely to be forgotten, I don't think.

(Just to clarify: the parcel is sitting on the table. I am not. I am sitting on a chair at the table.)

[rabbit1080.livejournal.com]

Does the parcel rattle when you shake it?

[venta.livejournal.com]

A little.

Possibly it contains a thing that is rather smaller than it, and which is more to one side than the other.