Generals gather in their masses

[venta]

Two completely unrelated polls:

[Poll #1867260]

Please be honest. This is the difference between "oh, really?" and "ha, Jamie, see! I was right, I was right!"

[Poll #1867261]

Comments

[strange-complex.livejournal.com]

My question about the parcel would be - is Sept 21st your birthday? If so, I might guess that the Royal Mail had made the label available, but a friend had selected it and stuck it on. But from other comments here it doesn't sound like Sept 21st is your birthday. In which case, I say sod it and open the thing!

[venta.livejournal.com]

Yes, the idea that parcels are labelled "don't open until some-personal-significant-celebration" is quite familiar. But I'm pretty sure I've had my birthday for this year, and baulk at getting another year older already! No anniversaries or anything come to mind.

I'm rather hoping it contains a Device which will record when I open the parcel, and that something lovely will happen if I wait til tomorrow.