Well bless my soul, what's wrong with me?

[venta]

In the interests of spreading the word, here are some new etiquette guidelines:

You sneezed!

Please adopt them forthwith.

Comments

[feanelwa.livejournal.com]

“Pray the angels sing in the key of your queef.”

What's a queef?

[venta.livejournal.com]

Actually, I had to look that up, too. Wikipedia helpfully defines it as vaginal flatulence (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queef)..

[valkyriekaren.livejournal.com]

Oh, fanny farts!

[venta.livejournal.com]

Indeed :)