With a taste of a poison paradise

[venta]

Today, I am drinking Organic Qi Detox Green Tea. Not because I feel that my qi (or indeed any other part of me) is particularly toxic, but because the list of ingredients made it sound like it might be nice.

The box says it has "the fresh taste of orange and lemon". Actually, what sold it to me was the peppermint, ginger and fennel in the ingredients list.

Having finished my first mugful, I can confirm that the actual flavour of the tea is "the inside of a health food shop".

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[snow-leopard.livejournal.com]

I went to have my Qi balanced last year (it was on a Groupon deal and I am all for interesting new experiences). It was like a massage except the "Qi Master" made strange exhaling type huffing noises. I found it very hard not to laugh. Though I did feel amazing afterwards.