He's getting a tattoo, yeah he's getting ink done

[venta]

Today, on the train, I overheard someone else's conversation. Someone was telling their friend how, having worked for years as an illustrator, they were planning to re-train as a tattooist.

At which point I started wondering: how do you learn to be a tattoo artist? Sure, you can practice drawing on paper, but at some point you're going to have to start for the first time on a real person. And let's just say... I wouldn't really want to be that person.

Fortunately, her friend wanted to know that, too. So she explained: you start by practising on sides of bacon.

I've learned something today.

Comments

[venta.livejournal.com]

I'm not clear whether non-toxic if administered subcutaneously => non-toxic if ingested. It might do, but I'd like to be sure before I consume a really picturesque bacon butty :)

[pseudomonas.livejournal.com]

I'd expect that to be the case, but approved-for-food is another matter, I guess, and you want something that doesn't go funny when cooked.