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Today, on the train, I overheard someone else's conversation. Someone was telling their friend how, having worked for years as an illustrator, they were planning to re-train as a tattooist.

At which point I started wondering: how do you learn to be a tattoo artist? Sure, you can practice drawing on paper, but at some point you're going to have to start for the first time on a real person. And let's just say... I wouldn't really want to be that person.

Fortunately, her friend wanted to know that, too. So she explained: you start by practising on sides of bacon.

I've learned something today.

Date: 2012-06-26 09:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ar-gemlad.livejournal.com
Aaaaargh! That was a great/horrible pun.
Well done, sir!

Date: 2012-06-26 10:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] undyingking.livejournal.com
I'm on a streaky run of form at the moment :-)

Date: 2012-06-26 11:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] venta.livejournal.com
Up to your hocks in puns...

Date: 2012-06-26 11:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] venta.livejournal.com
He gammoned us proper with that one...

Date: 2012-06-26 11:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ringbark.livejournal.com
and there's no cure for punning

Date: 2012-06-26 11:20 am (UTC)

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