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Once upon a time, there was a dance team that wanted a flyer. A nice, A4, tri-fold flyer. Dr Fiona heroically tackled it. Then she said sod this, Word is a fair bugger, I cannot get the columns to line up nicely on both sides of the paper.

Haha, I thought, I am so very clever, I will use a downloadable tri-fold flyer template from Office Online. And lo, I did, and it was also a fair bugger because it is completely un-customisable. You want three folds? Well, some of it will be bright orange. No other colour is available. Just bright orange.

After an awful lot of fiddling about, I finally had something I was at least not-unhappy with. And then I printed out a trial run, and it turns out the US-centric world of Office Online makes its tri-fold flyer templates for Letter sized paper. Not A4. Which I had not checked. I am, in fact, not so very clever after all. I imagine the template can be tweaked, but then it's back to the original problem of getting columns to line up manually. I haven't even successfully worked out how to get three evenly-spaced columns yet :( I've never liked Word.

Does anyone have... a tri-fold A4 template, a better knowledge of Word than I have, a burning desire to show off their graphic-design skills, or a large bottle of gin[*]?

Any assistance greatly appreciated.

Edit Or, of course, does anyone have a source of Letter paper, a colour/duplex printer that will handle it, and a generic willingness to assist in exchange for cake? (I have never owned a printer, I have no idea if they mostly do Letter...)

[*] Not strictly relevant, but I might stop caring about the flyer...

Date: 2012-06-12 03:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valkyriekaren.livejournal.com
Oh, and it's Word Up. I'm embarrassed to have got that but will take a kudo in recompense.

Date: 2012-06-12 03:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] venta.livejournal.com
It is Word Up. You may have your kudo, but you might have to let [livejournal.com profile] sushidog hold it for a bit as I think she got it first (but not very explicitly :)

Date: 2012-06-12 04:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sushidog.livejournal.com
I was being dead subtle. If it helps, I was thinking of the cover by Gun, not the original. :-)

Date: 2012-06-12 04:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] venta.livejournal.com
Actually, I'm not sure I even know the Cameo version!

I noted your subtlety, but feel it's a bad precedent to set. People might just start making vague gnomic observations in the hope of gaining great kudos!

Date: 2012-06-12 04:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sushidog.livejournal.com
Hm, true; you can't go giving out kudos to people who just say "Ah, your subject; clever, yes. Good. *nose tap*"
I shall try to be more blatant in the future! :-)

Date: 2012-06-12 05:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] feanelwa.livejournal.com
Damn! Busted.

Date: 2012-06-14 01:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] d-floorlandmine.livejournal.com
Actually, I'm not sure I even know the Cameo version!
What?! It's a classic - although not sure that his dress sense was such a trendsetter, fortunately.

Date: 2012-06-12 08:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bateleur.livejournal.com
I'm embarrassed to have got that

You could always pretend you encountered it via Lego Rock Band, which is the COOLEST THING EVER!

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