Headlines in the papers tell of fighting in the streets

[venta]

I do try not to harp on about grammar. I really do. A lot of the time someone misses out an apostrophe and hey, it's wrong, but I knew what they meant. I know my punctuation isn't always perfect either.

But, dear BBC, you are a reputable journalistic institution. And that missing hyphen completely changed the meaning of the headline.

Child killer Robert Black found guilty of murdering Jennifer Cardy tells me that Robert Black, who is under 18, is guilty of murdering Jennifer Cardy.

What you meant was Child-killer Robert Black found guilty of murdering Jennifer Cardy, ie Robert Black, a convicted killer of children, is guilty of murdering Jennifer Cardy.

Flippin' sort it out.

I do take it as read that, due to the law of St Sod, I will have misplaced at least one apostrophe in this post.

Comments

[bopeepsheep.livejournal.com]

*nod* There are two stories on the Fail site at the moment that use "child sex" in their headlines. One says "child sex probe", referring to an adult who was reported for alleged sexual activity with a child. The other says "child sex attackers", meaning children who allegedly took part in a sex attack. [The victim is also a child but the focus of the story is clearly the age and demeanour of the attackers, not the victim, so I'm pretty sure that's the way they're intending the headline to be read.] No consistency, and yes, it's genuinely confusing at times. At other times they use "child sex" to mean "consensual sex between under-16s", an entirely separate concept, which is also unhelpful and confusing.

I think "child-killer" would not be particularly helpful in the first headline - and "child killer" certainly isn't - because either the named victim is a child, in which case it's redundant to call the convicted killer a child-killer in the headline, or he has previously been convicted of killing a child and this named victim is an adult, in which case it's confusing and also somewhat irrelevant. But why let that get in the way of whipping up a good furore, eh?

[venta.livejournal.com]

It might be useful to clarify that not only has he murdered this child, but he has also been previously convicted of killing children (which is in fact the case). But I agree, even correctly punctuated, "child-killer kills child" isn't really news :)

[phlebas.livejournal.com]

Dog-biting man bites dog!

[venta.livejournal.com]

Our local branch of Nandos has a blackboard outside with an arrow pointing into the restaurant the slogan "Man eating chicken!"

It makes me happy :)

(Though not actually happy enough to go in and eat there, it seems.)