I'll write the words...

[venta]

So, I was opening my brie and bacon Tesco's Finest sarnie. Which was a bit of a problem, as it wasn't really what I wanted. I'm convinced it was tiger prawn and avocado when I picked it up. Bloody witchcraft again.

But I digress. There, on the sandwich packet, was a picture of a large lump of brie, and some tasty-looking bacon. And lo, it said in small black letters "Serving Suggestion".

Now. Are they really suggesting that the best way to serve this sandwich is with a few rashers and a chuffing large lump of brie ? I doubt it.

I propose the immediate discontinuation of the phrase "Serving Suggestion", and the prompt introduction of the snappy "Largely Irrelevant Picture We've Included To Make Our Product Look More Appealing".

Comments

[elethiomel.livejournal.com]

I'm unreliably informed (by a colonial, no less), that peanuts are not, in point of fact, nuts. Apparently people with nut allergies can eat them fine. People with peanut allergies, however, fare less well...

*shrug*

[thegreenman.livejournal.com]

neither are cashews come to that.