I'll write the words...

[venta]

So, I was opening my brie and bacon Tesco's Finest sarnie. Which was a bit of a problem, as it wasn't really what I wanted. I'm convinced it was tiger prawn and avocado when I picked it up. Bloody witchcraft again.

But I digress. There, on the sandwich packet, was a picture of a large lump of brie, and some tasty-looking bacon. And lo, it said in small black letters "Serving Suggestion".

Now. Are they really suggesting that the best way to serve this sandwich is with a few rashers and a chuffing large lump of brie ? I doubt it.

I propose the immediate discontinuation of the phrase "Serving Suggestion", and the prompt introduction of the snappy "Largely Irrelevant Picture We've Included To Make Our Product Look More Appealing".

Comments

[kneeshooter]

I had some at an LRP event - it was set in Communist Russia, and was rather *dry*; but the chap who ran it was stickler for detail and did authentic russian catering - including some hot bacon bun thing for breakfast.

The rolls themselves were delightful, fresh cooked bread - however he thoughtfully bought faux-bacon for the inside. Yeurch.

However, they are more palatable than Salted Turnip Balls which I tried at another LRP event this year. They'd been brought along specifically to ambush the unwary as one nibble and all the moisture in your body is sucked out.

Rubber swords are so old-hat you know...